![]() ![]() Computer effects are used minimally, the acting is decent for the most part and there's an actual plot. I'm not sure if I was disappointed or not - 'Croc' is infinitely better than 'Blood Monkey'. ![]() And when local swimmers are being devoured, people start to notice.My friend Chelsea and I watched this because she's been on a 'bad movie' kick lately, and 'Croc' was sure to fit that description, being part of the Man Eaters series (the same series that brought us the worthless 'Blood Monkey'). He will stop at nothing to get the land, even sabotaging the cages to let the crocodiles loose. Behind this surprise inspection lies a real estate developer who wants the land where the farm sits. Read MoreĪ crocodile farm in Thailand is threatened with closure after a few code violations. It is however, good cinematic fast food, which is all it's trying to be. He and the croc are the standout performers.You'll know two minutes in who's gonna get devoured, and the fact that this film will win no Oscar awards. I did like the puppy's acting his barking was very realistic. ![]() The croc is just some Animal Planet footage, and the dozens of decapitated heads are obviously Halloween masks with red paint splattered on them. The director gives this routine hungry monster flick some good pacing, although the script writer has offered nothing new. Said baddie has countless stooges who end up as croc snacks, of course.The acting is questionable, but I've seen worse. ![]() Quint clone from Jaws), a carnival barker guy who does a sea-life Shamu type show, carnival barker's moronic cousin, and a stereotypical sunglasses and black suit bad guy in a limo (who looks like he was supposed to be in a kung-fu movie, but got on the set for this one by mistake). Few characters get even one click above nameless slaughter-meat: an animal welfare agent (who also handles animal social security and animal medicare), a croc hunter (a Capt. Victims rarely have names, but plenty of spurting red paint when a croc makes a Big Mac out of them. Another in Sci-Fi (SyFy) channel's never ending quest to rip off famous monster movies with silly copies, and rip human victims to pieces to accomplish this.Mutant crocs develop a taste for human cuisine, and run amok in some Asian coastal town. ![]()
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